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kinja blows goats

nah it's well-documented pence is into horses

bob goulet is a saint, how dare that guy besmirch his good name

When did Sherilyn Fenn turn into Dianne Feinstein?

This is the future republicans want

Trump Presidential Library, Gentlemen’s Club, and All-you-can-eat Buffet. Thursdays ladies drink free.

Seeing his daughter married to a murderous buffoon is part of Zbigniew’s punishment for Afghanistan

An elite prep school is the best way to get a 2nd gen spy into the upper reaches of the government. They just need to flip Henry after he pledges Skull & Bones

hall & oates are like the platonic ideal of blue-eyed soul

it is among some people

there's a whole thing on youtube and other places of people doing note for note covers of songs and recreations of other media

Maize featuring Frainkie Beverly

Unfortunately he represents a suburb of Charlotte that’s primarily filled with transplants largely from the Northeast.

He’s certainly worn their skins sewn together into a cocktail dress.

She's often referred to herself as a Rockefeller Republican.

If you're somewhere to the right of Pinochet or Mussolini, sure.

M. Shadows!

There's a reason the DSA is heading to the Gathering this year to organize.

Nah the tour you should be bummed you missed is Mastodon opening for Clutch back in 2003. Clutch's guitarist broke his arm and the fill-in guy only knew a handful of songs so they played those really fast and did a bunch of Bad Brains covers.

Don't forget the Leftorium.