As much as I enjoy pondering the behavior the loot cave inspires (and making jokes about it), I don't think much of the design decisions that led players to it. I think the existence of the loot cave as a phenomenon is an indictment of the game. (As I said in my review, and in the bit cited in this article.)

I guess I feel like someone who doesn't care what the plan is and just wants to be told what to do isn't a difficult person. There's no resistance there.

That's just impressive. Seems like everyone is playing a hunter. Warlock Pride!

Unless your difficult person can see what you're doing and handles the question thusly:

Where are the Goldfish? They're the only reason why I come into the office, other than to drink. Also, v. v. healthy.

my Xbox membership ends in about a month. I got no doubt you'll come through again for me!

Blasphemy!!

Is there one for the awkward moment when you meet with a friend face to face and realize you already know what they've been doing, so you have to decide if you're going to ask them like you don't know already, or start every sentence with "so, I saw on Facebook that you..." ?

Being Christian and being ignorant is not the same thing. I don't see anything offensive for one's Christian beliefs in this article.

What an epic battle! The tarantula fought valiantly, but never stood a chance.

[Trainer] "LeSean, what's 20% of $61.56?"

Then don't do it. Simple as that. It isn't as if this is the only place in the game that drops loot and it certainly doesn't look like fun, but this is nothing but a theme park MMO with random loot that you have to grind instead of having the loot be rewards for dungeons so you can't be surprised when people look for…

This is horrifying

there are other more enjoyable ways but some people don't care - their $60 their choice.

I don't get why one person always has to get too close. I keep having to go use the point emote to get this one dude to back up 10 feet. Relax, people! There are plenty of us.

The Gentleman's Rules For Murdercave

I hate these poser Bucs fans, hopping on the bandwagon just because there's a new coach, with their grammar and apostrophes and shit.

I await their inevitable sketch on the current NFL situation with equal parts excitement and fear.

"I swear to god, if you call the cops I'll throw myself down the depth chart."