Oh, what? Now all white people live in the city? What is it with you bastards? When is enough enough?

Eh, been done before:

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Holy shit, that's really his legal name? Fuck him.

Maybe if he bought 99 Nokia phones instead, they could have been... N-Gage'd

Dumb decision. If I had a kid that got his dick wet in a rich MILF I'd take that cash, and use it to give him the best education and life I could.

The Vikings commented on the lack of reinstatement with a unique message for Peterson, saying, "This is gonna hurt us way more than it hurts you."

Hi, I am CEO of Nintendo Reggie Fiisame. Your wish is my command, not only that, but you will get to buy a Kevin Spacy amiibo.

For his special move a subway train that will mean much to House of Cards fans comes through trying to hit everyone.

And she's okay with the teenage boy thing? You have a strong marriage.

Normally my wife doesn't read Deadspin, but she saw this story over my shoulder. Unfortunately, now she knows why I walk the dog so often.

Don't like it? Don't buy it.

That, my friend, is bonus content. Wearables, purely cosmetic, won't improve your gameplay or your experience in any way. Know the difference between bonus content and cut content.

*pats your head* It'll be alright. Shhhh....heists are coming...someday...maybe.

"Heists"

I agree. The parts that are gaining the most attention are the least troubling to me. The 7 yo exploring the baby's vagina is probably the most "normal" part of the whole thing. I have no doubt its common behavior. It's all the other stuff that I'd like to hear some experts on child development talk about.

They want to defend Lena and the only way to do so is to omit.

THANK YOU. The only answer to this question is that it is on purpose they are leaving out the parts you mentioned because in totality it looks really fucking bad.

THANK YOU

James Harden: Hair should grow down out of one's face!