Do you remember when games like Mortal Kombat only had about 8 characters? I always feel like modern fighters spoil us when I remember that.

I wonder how he did it?

He's suspended, it would of happened regardless of what he did.

I don't know what a dream shake is, but I want it.

"I have an iPhone case like this!"

When it comes to the internet, sometimes the only letters you need are FCK.

Dear lord. It's back...

Don't forge the green text

It bothers me that yellow and orange text makes me want to play this game again.

MY DUDE, YOU WERE CAUGHT IN THE WILD WEARING A TANK TOP AND BLAZER. PLEASE SIT YOUR ASS DOWN.

I'd say it looks much better and creepier unmodified, that bright green overlay actually looks a bit silly.

Whatever, Mr. Dungy.

I expected more analysis from you, sir. You're now just Dave to me.

I reccomend Super Time Force, I had a blast playing through it.

A gay man showering with a bunch of straight men is nothing like a straight man showering with women. Maybe it would be if we lived in some kind of alternate universe where gay men were constantly sexually assaulting and degrading straight men, but until that happens, you need to get the hell out of here with that.

I have a beard. I would normally like to see that beard reflected in my character.

They also have Tom Coughlin's cold weather face:

St. Louis Cardinals hurt children the RIGHT way.

This was already explained to you in another response - but FOR THE LAST TIME, your right of free speech is in relation to the GOVERNMENT. It does not protect you from any consequences you may suffer from anyone else.