There something I really don’t understand about the new trilogy.

I’ve got an empty cardboard display with a promise note that pretty much proves the toys weren’t there right at the beginning ;)

Der Ewige Jude

Will have to check this out now if it’s picking up a grade like this.

Felt nothing like it for a decade

When you are resolved from the beginning you will not be perplexed.

I’m assuming Trump wants all those children kept in cages for when he and Sessions finally introduce the Purge.

If there’s any justice they’ll be able to talk all they want to their empty fucking room

I give it six months before this is revealed as viral marketing for Entourage 2

Pretty sure ‘Heya, we can make Batman and the Watchman fight!’ Was probably a lower point.

Phew - for a second at thought you meant we were getting an Asylum crossover with whatever that Incel Trump Manson bullshit was last year.

Christ this is catastrophic. I’ve never seen anything so obviously likely to fail.

It feels like this could be a great film but one where the Suspiria link could be more of a hinderance than a help. Certainly jarring to see such an interest in plot, which was always so weak in the witches trilogy due to Argento’s laughable disinterest in such a silly story.

I’m almost with you. Frankly the only thing I could imagine wanting to see less than a Solo prequel is a bloody Boba Fett movie.

That was exactly what I was thinking of.

Not to mention the most violent approach to curing mental health I’ve ever seen. Nothing like watching the gleeful laughter of your best friend’s twin brother as you overcome your catatonia with a 9mm semi-automatic

‘That’s not a salesman. That’s you’re Daddy’

Get used to hearing a lot of people asking a lot of other people how they did at university. It’s an utterly bizarre part of all the TV adaptations.

I dunno, most people I know just weren’t interested in a prequel story about Han Solo. Best not to pay too much interest to the no-neck incels.

Or him singing the lines to his tribute song to Mr. A in Ross’ Steve Dikto documentary