Sadly, his parents could not be reached for comment on his debut.

Brady is the jock. These guys are the nerds that write his term paper. When they get caught, the nerd’s lives get ruined for cheating and the jock has his part swept under the rug and goes to college on a scholarship. Then he wins several Superbowls and gets to have sex with a Brazilian Supermodel.

“My husband can’t throw these people under the bus and catch them at the same time!”

Because PT wouldn’t even have been released...?

He is actually 36% alcohol.

Any time I see the phrase “This poor schmuck...” followed by a Serbian name, my mind autocorrects it to Darko Milicic.

Unwanted? When did you start speaking for the community at large?

And for the record, Edmonds’ catch is 1,000 times better because Hawk Harrelson is not involved.

I was visiting from Houston, and had a prior engagement I had to attend. So I left around the third inning.

See, this is what I want to show to anyone who ever brings up the Oakland A's playoff record as "proof" that what Billy Beane does isn't effective. I've watched the Blue Jays absolutely set fire to hundreds of millions of dollars over the last decade and never seeing them rise above abject mediocrity. They're going to…

I have an issue with artificial sweeteners (or more accurately, my body doesn't like to digest them) - so that's a no go.

While you argued over the color of a dress, 500 cats died of feline leukemia.

All this kid needed was 1,200 to get it done?

"Can I join? What's a quake?"

This is a combination of under my desk with the pile of things behind me on the floor. It's been worse.

The NFL has a history of this. Sam Hurd was the instant-gram guy.

That is NOT how the second verse goes of that song.

It's also a great franchise to be amusingly frustrated with by setting it up on the highest setting.