I’m listening to Mighty Morphin’ by Sammus, which just came out. It’s about blackness, and being a black woman in black culture and nerd culture, and dealing with people who want her to act blacker to fit their idea of what it means to be black. I'm a white man and about as far removed from her experience as anyone…

They tried Binging it and they’re all out of ideas.

Now accepting bets on which is higher during the 2016 baseball season: the Braves’ win percentage or my average BAC.

Ah, found the Sixers fan.

I don’t know what game you’re playing, but I’m having a ton of fun.

So when I placed my penis inside of a hot dog bun and asked my wife if she wanted a “cock meat sandwich” I was wrong? WTF !?!?

He already added the 1 for country code.

Reporter: Percy, let’s get your opinion — do you think a hot dog is a sandwich?

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This is what happens when your team only has 10 fans. It is too easy for other fans to take over (we still get excited everytime we see someone wears Panthers gear, even if we are in the Carolinas).

FOX is now reporting that they have footage of the incident:

Shut up.

Concussions are a helluva drug.

I watched Flacco’s interview after the game last night and I wondered how come his hair looked so effortlessly stylish even after wearing a helmet. Same with a bunch of other QBs with longer hair like Matt Ryan, Brady of course, etc.

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This is going to be the one week I don’t start Joaquin and he’s going to sit on my bench and absolutely wreck shit.

Ok...now I’m going to ask the question that everyone has on their minds:

Yeah, but how far can he pu ...