What about noise ordinances and disturbing the peace? Can I blast music from my car and have it protected by the first amendment but not do the same thing in my house?

When you're not watching physical media, what are you watching? Metaphysical media? Supernatural media?

Some might argue that the GT2 RS is the most awesome 911 even though it doesn't have crazy graphics or quite as crazy of a wing as the GT3 RS 4.0.

Oh, CENTER-lock wheels. I couldn't figure out what "enter-locking 19-inch RS Spyder design wheels" were.

Wait, I have to get AWD if I want a Targa? I demand RWD Targa, Targa S and Targa GTS options!

I'd like to purchase a Mark ICKX, please. That would be a Ford GT with Lincoln badges on it.

I remember reading about the Cadillac Sixteen concept and the author asked the engineers if they had spent a lot of time tuning the exhaust note because it sounded great. Their answer was something like "Well, we had four mufflers but we threw two away."

A GEM with a Polaris V-twin might be entertaining. And it would corner better than a Reliant Robin, probably.

Nashville got the Parthenon, Knoxville got… THE SUNSPHERE

A little more than a year ago, Ray called the SHO a "bloated-disguised-as-fun machine." Have they fixed that? Or, Justin, do you disagree with Ray's assessment? Or, is this article a waste of space?

When you shift with your left hand does it feel like a stranger is doing it?

This article, the one about the new Versa (Great News!) and several others about "nanny-state-bloated hybrids, crossovers, and shitboxes" are giving me the feeling that Jalopnik is backsliding to the bad old days before its recommitment to enthusiasts with the Awesomeness Manifesto. Jalopnik has been my favorite…

I didn't really care for that car until I saw Richard Hammond drive one around Romania. Now it's definitely on my "To Buy When I'm Super Rich" list.

5 years you say? Uh oh

The way most people drink beer they wouldn't notice a little more dilution. Plus, serving it extra cold stamps out any of that pesky flavor that some may detect in their Bud Lite.

Actually it was originally brewed Lueven, Belgium and tastes pretty much like every other pilsner.

When you say you're "nonplussed" do you mean unimpressed? Because my understanding of that word is "bewildered." I'm nonplussed that Chevy churned out such an unimpressive Malibu when they've got such strong competitors coming out of Korea and Japan.

I saw the front and I was like "meh" but then I saw the back and I was all "blaaarg" but then I saw 700hp and I was like "ooh mow mow papa ooh mow mow"

It looks enough like the Mulsanne to be Bentley's take on the Aston Martin Cygnet. If they gave it an interior as nice as the Goodwood Mini they could probably sell a few in London.

I've owned 4 cars. Two Japanese, one German and one American. Two FWD, two RWD, one auto, two manual, and one DSG. Three four-bangers, one of those turbocharged, and one V8. Two hatchbacks, one coupe and one roadster. I've taken a 10,000 mile roadtrip in a Chrysler minivan from Long Beach to DC, up to Montreal and…