Videotape yourself doing that and put it on Youtube and you'll probably get as many hits as the Glenn Beck clip. Make sure you do it for the whole 7 minutes though. That's key. And, of course, Beastie Boys for the soundtrack.

This is why I drive a Mazda… imported from Hiroshima

I'm pretty sure the 50mpg carburetor is real… if it's attached to a 50cc moped.

Yeah, when minute changes to camber can be the difference between winning and losing, MacPherson struts aren't going to cut it. For a sub-$30k (this thing's going to be relatively cheap, right?) Toyota sports car I think it will be fine.

It works well enough on the M3

Passengers aren't allowed in convertibles. If convertibles weren't allowed at all they wouldn't need rule number 10 that says "convertibles or roadsters must have rollover protection."

I figured it was the one in West Covina but either way it's making me thirsty.

He's using paint — so I think that qualifies it as painting.

Better question: why is Gizmodo a Twitter feed half the time?

How long until we see a three-way burnout contest between this, Shelby GT500 and Challenger SRT8? I wanna see tire smoke… lots and lots of tire smoke.

Overweight, gas guzzling, auto-only sedan slathered in design cliches and retro pastiche but probably riotous fun to hoon in an empty parking lot.

Barely enough is enough right? I thought I was going to be claustrophobic commuting 50 miles a day in mine, but I got used to it.

Looks like Live 105

Look at all that side glass! It's like they gave a thought about outward visibility or something.

Some cars I've seen on public roads:

Let's see… what comment can I pull from my Jalopnik boilerplate?

@michal4700: A bunch of school boys killed one in "Lord of the Flies" so they can't be that tough. Oh wait… that was fictional story. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want to mess with one.

The headline should read "Better by a Snout." It may be powerful, but it's still a pig.

It would almost be worth having a child if I could buy that for him or her.

A friend of mine won a GEM on The Price is Right. I don't know if that's as disappointing as the Zoe Zipper, but it has to be close.