Off we go into the wild beige yonder…

@LeadfootYT: I don't think the truck was actually moving. There's a lot of icky photochopping going on

@Cyphear: I was doubtful at first too, but I poked around and found similar set ups in Zs and G35s

The intake/supercharger set up had me fooled into thinking there was somehow room for an I6 in there.

@SEXYHAMMER: The TT is the same car as the Scirocco with a different body and interior. Neither would make a good Porsche because both of them have transverse mounted engines hanging over the front wheels making the weight distribution all wrong.

The x height is too high and the O needs to be more ovoid instead of circular.

@SEXYHAMMER: TT, A3, Scirocco, Golf, New Beetle, Jetta, Eos… all built on the same platform and all come FWD. Quattro is optional on the Audis.

My wife won't go for it if it only has two doors. Now I can't even pretend there's a possibility that she'd replace her Rogue (and its damned CVT) with a Porsche. I guess there is still the Q5 to keep hope alive.

It wouldn't be too bad if it didn't have the same horrible proportions as the Sebring. The front and rear fascias are deriviative, but reasonably good looking. It takes a close inspection to differentiate the 200's tail lights from a Kizashi's.

@Triborough: I have yet to see one on the road and I live in CA. Maybe they're all down south and don't have the range to make it up to the Bay Area and back. Also, Honda has only leased about 50 of theirs. Mercedes is supposed to have theirs available soon but again only in very small numbers and specific markets.

@sid9221: Your intrepretation takes what is meant to be a positive song and makes it negative. It's not meant to be anti-west, anti-religion or anti-anyone. It's meant to get people to examine the reasons human beings have invented to divide themselves from each other and that cause strife between us. Yes, it's an…

@Salmanorguk: That's how Nissan created the Infiniti G20 in the first place. Badgineering.

London was established over 1900 years ago. The climate has varied quite a bit over that time period and yet people still live there.

I think this trend would be better illustrated if the graph either showed all hybrid car sales vs. all pickup sales or best selling hybrid (Prius I'm guessing) vs. best selling pickup (F-150).

@1AJeremy: I think anyone who wants a Camry or any other driving appliance should get a hybrid (or diesel in the rare case that's an option). I don't care if they save money or not. If all they care about is getting from point A to point B they should do so using as little fuel as possible. This lowers demand and…

@BlueLightBandit: First, if you need to include "not to be a douche or anything" in you comment, you're probably being a douche. Second, the Mayflower was an English ship which sailed between England and several other places including America and Spain.

@Ash78, Jalopnik's new weekend beer drinker: , @calzonegolem: Thanks! If only I could use these skills for some sort of gainful employment.

@Ash78, Jalopnik's new weekend beer drinker:

Beige design plus beige paint. It's like visual chloroform. Maybe painted black and fitted with the V6 and AWD it would be a nice Q-ship. I'm trying to find the bright side here.

@Skunky: I'm still amazed they couldn't dig up anyone better than Jerry Brown for governor