I would wait for the SnapOn truck to come by and then ask for one of everything. A fully stocked fridge and a radio would be the only other things I'd need. It wouldn't feel right if it were too luxurious. And of course I'd need my big bro because he actually knows what he's doing when I don't have a clue.

@nolabar10der: If only we could find a way to redirect all their traffic to hellforleathermagazine.com

Boycott Motorcyclist!

@kake81: Croatia is gorgeous. Plenty of nice twisty roads overlooking the beautiful coastline. Also, slushboxes are practically unheard of (the A6 taxi that took us to the airport was a manual as was the Mercedes van in which we toured the wine country). I'd go again in a heartbeat.

@VeeArrrSix: Where I'm from, that's not a given (not that there's anything wrong with that).

@humjaba: Who knows? Canadian maybe, since its put together in Ontario? Sometimes a Camaro is just a Camaro.

@MrGoodCat: The way octane ratings are calculated are different than the US also. EuroSuper 95 RON is roughly equivalent to US 91 (R+M)/2

I am married (to a woman), but still, maybe something is wrong with me. I saw this and thought "isn't it weird how european gas pumps are green and the diesel pumps are black, the opposite of how it is in the US?" I also explained this to the car rental guy in Croatia (on my honeymoon) and it seemed like it had been…

I had a college professor who liked to say that "no one has a monopoly on truth," meaning that we should listen to people with ideologies different than our own and learn from them. The other, more cynical, side of the coin is that no one has a monopoly on stupidity either. On one hand we have people portraying BP as…

@TomasDR: I like to think that the Bugatti is French, Chrysler is American (not Italian), Lotus and Jaguar are English (not Malaysian and Indian, respectively). If we're going to assign national identities to cars (kind of silly in the first place), I think it should be based on where the car is designed and built…

In heaven the police are English, the mechanics are German, the chefs are French, the lovers are Italian and it's all run by the Swiss.

The wheels on the Maybach make me hungry for apple pie

@jark: and his mum will be right behind him.

in an ethanol-powered Aston Martin

@Baby Beater Benz: Why not go whole hog and use the quad-turbo W-16?

I can only hope that this is a satirical response to the X6. I don't know what's more horrifying, this or yesterday's COTD.

@luisthebeast: I don't think you understand marketing. The point isn't to tell the company what the people want. The point is to tell the people what to want.

That comment is NSFEyeballs. I need a Ctrl-Z for my brain.

I like the antennae. They should paint it green and call it Shrek.

It looks more like a tractor than a tank and probably has a lot in common with one.