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Lots of people compare the 500 to the Mini, but isn't it more akin to a New Beetle? Minis were always FF. All three suffer from serious bloat.

Why why why why why? Because it's a rotary, that's why. If you need more of an explanation than that, then you'll never get it. #miata

I think a mimbo car needs to be FWD and an automatic because mimboes (mimbos? sp?) know nothing about driving dynamics or how to work a stick shift and clutch thingy. It also needs to be able to go 60K+ miles without any maintenance whatsoever (i.e. something from Japan). Mimbo knows hair care. Mimbo does not know car

I knew this was coming, but nothing could prepare me for the sheer horror of it. What a hideous kitschgasm. #pontiactransam

In other news, Consumer Reports has declared the Music of Mozart, Beethoven and Chopin to be utter crap and urges you instead to buy that new Miley Cyrus video. #uglycars

@Brian: Yeah, you need a fridge that can run on electricity while you're moving and then switch to LP once you're parked. #pickuptrucks

My idea of a pickup is a convenient, utilitarian vehicle that is good for short trips and hauling stuff around town. I figure they came into being as an alternative to big, slow, cumbersome trucks (I'm thinking Diamond Ts here) that were necessary for big loads but not handy for litle trips. So, in my mind this is not

@YankBoffin: those look like leveling jacks you see on high-end RVs. LP refrigerators need to be level to work properly. #pickuptrucks

giant D-pillars, tiny backlights and huge blindspots – I hope #qotd

The red Transit Connect would make a great road trip machine. I wouldn't want the bodykit and big wheels though – they'd attract too much attention from state troopers. #ford

@RandRace: different rating standards, probably. SAE ratings were pretty optimistic in 1961. #lazareth

The Explorer seems to be supporting the bunny's weight just fine. Patently unrealistic. #carart

Isn't the CTS-V faster than the XFR? So if Wes wins, it will be because he's a better driver than Lutz (not really a shocker). I wish Mercedes would have loaned a C63. I'd be more excited about that matchup. #lutzvssiler

@Jagvar: I don't think it has ANY!?! Where'm I sposed to put ma big gulp when I'm lapping Laguna Seca? #lexuslfa

@rocor: That's pretty hawt, but I prefer German hatches #lexuslfa

I retract every negative statement I ever made about Toyota. Can I have one now? #lexuslfa

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. #tesla

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I don't have the capacitor to withstand all this punning. I'm solenoid at all of you that I'm going to relay your misdeeds to the editors . #tesla