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@AF_H1VLTG3: I'm not saying you and our soldiers in dangerous areas (God bless you) should be given J8s. You should probably be upgraded to MRAPs if you haven't already. My thought is that the US Armed Forces have operations all over the world and a lot of jobs (like tooling around Camp Pendleton) could be done by a

@Andrew Didorosi: There's a joke that never gets old. Pardon me while I finish my lunch of tofu and wheatgrass. I have to get to my yoga lesson and then wax my surfboard and try to get that producer to take a look at my awesome screenplay scripts. Stereotypes are fun!

@elwood: I think our soldiers should have the best equipment for the job at hand and I don't think that always necessitates a HMMWV or MRAP. A beefed up Wrangler could be a cheaper and more efficient alternative for the military's operations in non-combat zones. And sure the HMMWV has been around for over 20 years but

@Ray Wert: Might be, considering how close you were to Miramar. Watch for falling F-22s

@Feds: I see no spots. Just blue sky.

That top picture is dirty. Clean your lens dude. Or at least photochop the spots out with the patch tool.

@muhnkee_2 - jaloping from sunny sao paulo: I got the Batmobile one wrong and the Cadillac one was a lucky guess. The rest were easy enough that my fiance could ace this quiz - and she thinks Colin Chapman was a silent film star in the '20s.

U-S-A! U-S-A!

All Jalopnucks will report to Internment Camp B for questioning. If you fail to comply we will unleash Paul Shaffer and Howie Mandel on downtown Toronto. Anyone caught wearing a toque will be arrested and sent to Gitmo.

@merkidemis: be careful, you might get some hop-ons

Are you a robot? And if so, what kind of powers do you have? Do you use them for good or for awesome?

Later that day the hippies had a full on knock-down drag-out with the hipsters (screaming and scratching and hair pulling, oh my!). The hep cats had to be called in to restore order.

@Alfisted: You're such a Wankel. You're going to throw a rod if you're not careful.

@BigHarv: A8? XJ? Give me a ZR-1!

@flyingstitch: I won't feel safe until they start building cars that automatically fill with safety foam during a crash as in Demolition Man. What an unrealistic movie! Yeah, I can imagine a future where criminals are cryogenically frozen and all restaurants are called Taco Bell but GM still in business? Talk about

I like the idea of French car sharing. Anyone have an Alpine A310 they want to lend me?

@aSoundofSleep: boy that new hybird sure is purdy. y'all wanna go down to the cracka barrel and git us some sweet tea?