I saw about 20 minutes of their set at Bonnaroo a couple of years ago. The quote about being the most obnoxious show ever is spot on.

You should write a think pizza about it!

"It would have been easy for The White Stripes to slowly devolve into a Blues Hammer-like atrocity…."

He does keep looking at the monitors to see if he is on camera every time they're in a wide shot.

Cry me a fucking river, Blueshammer. Sorry the Space Cowboy didn't have time to stroke you two yabbos' egos.

It kind of looked like they digitally removed the top of her crack. Which of course is wack.

BREAKING: In honor of the Funky Diabetic, the President has asked, that for the next two days, people not flush any shits and only eat cheese grits.

That was so fucking funny. They were all "here's the livestream lol teehee" on day one. Now? Noooooooot so much.

Reading is hard

Zach Snyder just optioned the rights.

Does the beach setting mean we get Kim Dickens in a bikini for the whole season? (please no answers other than "yes")

He's just a humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick.

I'm more interested in his secret home workout career. POW!

Nooooooooo… Get it back!

It kinda is honestly. The flat TV-movie-esque cinematography really ties it all together though.

D'Angelo mad cuz he blew all that money going to film school with Harmoney Korine and all he got was this lousy gig writing for The AV Club v.2.1.2

But the editing!

It's amazing how far and how fast this site has slid since the great Dissolve exodus.

Hell, this site [closes ad] isn't fairing [closes ad] much better.

Every time I see Monte Hellman getting his "curmudgeon contrarian" on about a popular movie on Facebook (in between him pimping his Airbnb). I just lean back and think "Haha…Silent Night Deadly Night Pt.3, motherfucker"