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Jar Jarmusch
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That's a "YP" not a "MP"

Haha at Korine getting cast. Nobody tell D'Angelo. He might bitter film school alumni vapor lock.

Just do what I do.

Which was written and directed by Dan O'Bannon.

Bring on the think pizzas!

Remember WILLOW. #Nevar4get

I drinks to dat.

"This is not ComicCon!"

Haha indeed.

Oh man, there's a delusional mope in my FB feed doubling down that he was the true insperation for Technical Boy because he did an email interview with Gaiman in the late 90s.

Show of hands. How many people know delusional middle-aged lumps that are convinced that they were the inspiration for Technical Boy?

Hot take and spicy

Share all you want. Just don't go around thinking you made a difference in the world because some think pizza you shared on Facebook got them "likes" from your circle of friends who already agree you.

Yes, sharing articles because the headlines make you feel all woke is really the way.

Then there was Walter Hill's "rewriting" O'Bannon's drafts. By "rewriting" I mean Hill just changed all the character names and trimmed a few subplots. Boom! Big fat screenplay credit and a producer credit on all future Alien projects for life.

Knight of Cups is shoo-shoo.

She shit the bed worse than Spud.

[sad air-horn]

Budweiser, you have created a moooooooooooooonster and they call him DRINKENSTEIN!

Everybody loves Coco, but nobody watches Coco.