Man, that’s really going to sting. Imagine it. You’ve bought tickets to the home opener. Sure, you don’t think your Browns are going to do much this year, but we’re all 0-0, and it’s it great that football is back. Anyway, you get your gear, you drive out to the stadium. Maybe do a little tail gating. And then it’s…

Back in January I was on a rustic bread baking kick. The rye I was making called for carroway and fennel seeds, but I accidentally used carroway and cumin seeds. It was the most amazing mistake I’ve ever made in my life. The bread was so rich and fragrant with a delicious earthy taste.

“Rather than trying to argue that the NCAA’s regulations are grossly unfair to the athletes and should therefore be invalid, or something similar, Smack Apparel president Wayne Curtiss instead tries making an irrelevant argument about satire in his response to the cease-and-desist.”

“What’s your name boy?”

Restroom checker

“in certain organizations and certain jobs you give up that right of your freedom of speech temporary [sic] while you serve that job”

BLM: “Some police are assholes.”

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

Well see, here’s the thing - you’re just a shitty person. It’s cool. There’s a LOT of shitty people out there who have no empathy for others. And that’s fine. Hey, you can even be racist if you want, because this is America and that’s allowed.

OK so he can protest, but you just want to control exactly how he does it. Sounds very freedomy.

Well, in defense of us white people, we’re a smug and condescending group. When we say for example, “stand up for what you believe in.” We really mean: “stand up for something that doesn’t make us feel uncomfortable about past actions that quite frankly may be frowned upon.”