Golly. And here the fandom has me thinking that Cloud was some man ho’ running from his Evil Jesus of an Ex with his harem which includes a men, women, an animal, a teenager, and whatever the hell Vincent is.

He’s not wrong.

bet execs are taking pay cuts, and the company decided against a dividend...right?  Thats how it goes, shitty results are paid for by management and ownership right?

Please, please spend your money on this game to prove me wrong. I want that more than anything else.

Oh God bless you for just performing the lines highlighted in the article.

What the flying fuck are you talking about? Every single liberal comedian makes self deprecating jokes.  Great examples: Jon Stewart, Jon Oliver, Conan, etc. etc. etc.

To paraphrase Richard Spencer: “We expect our opponents to preserve freedom of speech, but we have no obligation to support it once we take power.”

How in the hell do Jones’ sympathizers support Trump considering they rail against Clinton for being a rapist (Trump has TWENTY-SIX sexual assault claims against him and recently lost a civil case and appeals effort against Jean Carroll for defamation regarding rape).

“At least be intellectually consistent.”

1. Does Alex Jones make any money off of this? If so, pretty much every cent (besides the absolute minimum expenses needed to survive at poverty level) should go to the victims he owes from his defamation case (which he cowardly declared bankruptcy to try and avoid).

I spent more time than I should have reading the store page and trying to divine if this was a parody or sincere, and then I realized: it doesn’t fucking matter, because the Jones vortex is just meaningless nonsense, but like, not in a fun dadaist way.

17.76 is a bit high, we all know its going on sale for 14.88

Who did you lose a bet to?

I played the Alex Jones game so you don’t have to. AMA.

Wow, Squenix is just on the wrong side of literally every issue aren’t they

Yeah I’ve yet to see any of these do anything with the subject matter beyond “skin an otherwise generic horror concept.”

So Square Enix, whose entire marketing strategy is going to TEDx conferences to look for random keywords they can slap onto their quarterly earnings reports will... continue to use this as their entire business model.

Ugh... Someone isreally drinking the buzzword Pocari Sweat.

“We had no idea 88 was a well known Neo Nazi dog whistle!” I guess at least they do say they are open to changing the name.

Looks like it’s gonna be just as shitty as the Pooh horror movie.