I mean, am I missing something? it’s cool and all but the lack of deets makes this just “an ok” story. Appreciate the link but that story feels half done.

There are many, many Jezebel article titles that have made me sigh, “Oh, fuck off...” under my breath. This one is the most “Fuck off”-worthy one to date. I dislike Trainor’s music just as much as any other reasonable person, but saying that someone’s fucking VOICE is cultural appropriation? The Gawker barrel of…

An article every month or so is incredible?

First off, you’re the asshole. I know this because it took me a good minute to figure out the “we” in your post meant The Mets. Of which you aren’t a member. They’re a professional sports team you root for. You’ll never be a Met. Which is honest to god the best thing anyone will tell you today.

Ha!

I’ll be relived when people stop thinking awarding the Superbowl MVP is something important or memorable.