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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Now that car gets my pp tingly

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

Here’s a weird one: You can put a VW Jetta front bumper on these and they look pretty good.

Holy shit, are you ACTUALLY working today? As in, apparently the only person in the Jalopnik office, since every other post so far seems to be just reposted crap from sometime in the last 6 months? So far we’ve got a story on the Iran missile crisis from January (including the first sentence “yesterday Iran launched a…

This points out the HUGE problem we have with society here in this country right now. For years and years if there were signs that said stay out we stayed out except for a few asshats that would not abide. But now with YouTube and Instagram and a young generation of people that have never been told no this problem has…

Desert sand formations tend to grow very slowly and in areas with very little rain like Death Valley, can be preserved intact for centuries or longer. Though not as spectacular as other natural formations they contain valuable information relevant to fields like geology and climatology because they function as time…

Suzuki’s ranking is a deeply buried lede. 

Bah humbug.

I remember watching the Audi R10 TDI run around Road America and hearing the noise of the tires across the rumble strips for the first time. It still fucking ruled. Bring on the quiet races!

For all intents and purposes, that’s completely separated. Good luck talking through that space. 

This guy lones

Literally anything <$2k = NP

This article uses the word “Jounce” more times than all previous articles I’ve ever read in my life. 

It is basically to keep people from returning leased cars with not enough oil changes. When it is not your car to keep and it needs an oil change, people would just not do it.

We’re not looking at you but the majority. When you’re in traffic and look around, every single SUV has a driver around 5 something and one driver, in a warm weather climate and nothing in the back seat.

This would be a good companion car to that Saabaru. 

Magnus only gets ridiculously cheap cars from friends and admirers. I don’t see him paying big bucks for a project.

Wait wait. So, someone makes something neat out of metal using cutting edge technology and you guys get snarky and sarcastic quite obviously making fun of it.   FCA molds in shitty fake rocks in plastic or imprints stupid headlights on the windshield or prints a red jeep on a wheel and you guys cream your pants?

Not just any BMW, a USED BMW. CPO, but still used. Even if nothing breaks, maintenance will probably be comparatively more expensive.

That still costs you money, but you’ve already paid it.