The sheer volume of public utterances this man has made guarantees that he will have said something humorously pertinent to whatever controversy is dogging him during any given news cycle.

The 3 is just a smaller, less-good S. Anyone who spends P100D money on an S is a fool.

I don’t trust anyone who has their equalizers set like that.

*And* it’s blue? My god. A deal at twice the price. And is that...a factory 8-band manual EQ? I’ll need some alone-time.

This is starting to feel like a trap.

I am going to fucking flag every single asshole who posts that goddamn copypasta.

How I would love to see the entire Cowboys roster take a knee.

But the lien must be cleaned before you buy the car. Who’s gonna clean it?

Of all the cars I’ve owned, and I’ve owned cars with single digit horsepower, a Datsun B210 with a 3 speed automatic was the slowest. It just took its time no matter what I asked of it. Which makes this conversion even more awesome.

According to the Padolvians I know, it’ll get to 120 benths in about 8 mentiks.

Before anymore people post “NOT A FIRST PRIUS THIS IS A FIRST PRIUS” and try and flex your Jalop muscles...

Zero cars have souls.

The newspaper reported that Tesla factory workers have been piecing together parts of the cars by hand

Yeah, these social darwinist edgelords have nothing to do with the BAMF fighting for others’ freedom at the Satanic Temple.

I’d advise also checking out The Satanic Temple, as their philosophical view differs greatly from the CoS. It’s hard to disagree with a lot of the TST tenets as well.

“Sometimes they’re too tough.”

I know the hoods are aluminum.

Honda Element was awesome. Especially with Kids. I miss ours. The cargo it would take relative to its size was amazing.