These are also a great way to communicate to the ladies that you're armed with an AARP membership card and are ready to go score some prime discounts.

DP also stands for something else...

Since they made the Legacy wagon so big, there wasn't much point in keeping the Tribeca.

Now they have to bring the Exiga here. Preferably one tuned by STI.

Hey I know some people don't know how to drive hear but not all fucktard.

You might need some Heartguard if your heart is wormed.

This is it. The most privileged article ever published on Jezebel. You did it guys. WE did it.

I wish box flares would make a comeback.

If only they kept going. I believe their experimental vehicles would only get better. I imagine they'd be on their 9th iteration of the vehicle by now. CERV IX would easily beat all competitors. I would love to see a CERV IX going all out taking everyone down. CERV IX would be the end all be all.

You know, its a real shame the Nazi's were such dicks, because it ruined a name plate we would all come to love.

Oh christ, come off it mate. This kind of thing will have a great deal of public support in Palo Alto.

WOW... this just made my day hahaha

Too heavy to land.

If only the victim had been carrying a gun, none of this would have happened.

Maybe I should have been more specific: LA/NYC *Insert other big city

Dammit...
(goes to Autozone for 2004 Pacifica serpentine belt)

This is Gawker. If it is not California or New York, it is not America.

Where have I seen that before? Oh yeah.

I agree. A classic race car with its original battle scars is so much better than a perfectly polished reconstructed one. Plus, battle scars look so much more appropriate on a rally car.