NO YOU ARE WRONG GO AWAY

You know what looks a lot more like an internal diagram of the female reproductive system?

One simply doesn't make "one stupid mistake," and kills two people. They had to have made many stupid decisions to get there. Every one of which was avoidable.

As a lifelong Texan I can honestly say that fierce loyalty to and the love of the place where you live has to be one of the most polarizing topics out there, from state to state, east to west, north to south. It often has no rhyme or reason to those who have lived their lives elsewhere, but we all feel it and we all…

They used to have Trans Am tail lights too, but I think they switched to aftermarket Camaro lights.

"Why are people so into Yuengling?"

I used to work with a guy who had an extensive collection of cars. His favorite? A Z3 M Coupe. It's one of a few cars that I absolutely hated when they first hit the market but have grown to love. M3 performance in a lighter package. My understanding is they're hard to find though... Maybe that's why they get no…

Anyone who thinks "gallant" has fallen into disuse has never visited a dentist's office

I'll give you $500 cash plus my brothers dirtbike.

Peter Orosz is Jalopnik's own Hamilton Nolan. It's a complete waste of time reading anything he writes. He's as much a writer as he is a carbon fiber expert.