I would get this instead:

Being a car salesperson, I ALWAYS make sure people have thought this out- ESPECIALLY young people.

I am a dude who came here and learned things reading all these comments.

“Well, this is a bit embarrassing, Your Honor. Perhaps this man has lied about his credentials. Uh, fortunately, I am familiar with a little bit of pigeon. Perhaps I can get through to it in some way.”

I can’t unsee “Miata with different face grafted on”. I just don’t get this car.

The answer is absolutely pink Mitsu Mirage

That one slice probably contains about $40 worth of cookies

My cousin lives in AK and said that the tiny villages that the Iditarod pass through get a large part of their meager income from when the race passes through their parts. So if it was a local they would have either had to have been insane or heinously drunk, or both.

I was at an airshow in PA when I was about 11-12, so about 91-92. There were two Russian MiG-29's that did an awrsome stunt show; what was even more awesome was unlike the Blue Angels who immediately retreated to their trailers after their performance at this same show, the Russian pilots pulled their planes super…

Can she substitute a gourd?

I hope this doesn’t stay in the grays, because this is very relevant to my interests- in another state park in PA that I frequent, on the mountain bike trails, we have our own gnome settlement. If gnome evictions by the PA DCNR is going to become a trend, I fear for them

“...when you adopt an animal, that animal is your responsibility for life, and not just when it’s convenient.”

Respectfully, I am surprised you hadn’t heard of Nokian before recently, what with you being an esteemed automotive journalist.

I laughed my ass off because I live 5 minutes from this sign, and there is a hellacious road project going on involving this exit. It is absolutely shocking how long it is taking for the work to get done.

The answer is “BRZ"

Scrolled directly down to comments hoping to see this, was immensely pleased

Yup, every Subaru with heated seats from like 1998-ish thru today also have heated windshield wiper-deicer and heated side mirrors. I went from 3 Subarus to a Honda and I was super annoyed at not having the heated mirrors and windshield. All is well again, however, back in a Subaru.

Hole saw + Fleshlight and Bob’s your uncle

I work at a Subaru dealer and ever since this generation engine came out in 2011 Forester, Subaru has been bending over backwards in taking care of people thru warranty engine rebuilds. This is garbage that the suit implies they ignored it.

This is some goddamn good Kinja right here! LMAO