Sadly, that is totally the case for most folks here.

Gaston could stand in my yard and throw an apple through the screen of this drive-in ("the" drive-in, if you live here; it's a small town). As far as I know, we've never made national news before. It's a shame, and it repreaents a bigoted, ignorant minority. At least, it seems to be. I hope so. Bright side: we have…