Talk about a “What have you done for me lately?” mentality?

Marchman sleeps under a pile of damp wash cloths.

Can’t even make it to the winter meetings. Jeets is showing about as much range as GM as he did at shortstop.

It’s nice to see that Mike Greenberg paid tribute to the show by telling a couple of boring stories that I don’t give a shit about.

Dress code is all grays.

OK. I now associate you with disseminating the Erin Andrews peephole video or suggesting in a deposition that the cutoff age for posting a sex tape is 4 years old. Hope that’s cool and a reasonable understanding of the material here at Dead Spin dot com.

Imagine retooling a show and having Kevin James be the part of what you keep.

if you click the link for the mascot it lists one of his favorite movies as “soul man” which is of course the classic 80s movie with c. thomas howell in blackface. congratulations philadelphia

And, to be fair, Joe West.

And C.B. Bucknor.

Beltre is still a better umpire than Angel Hernandez.

After getting beat like that, I bet the Thunder wouldn’t be surprised if Oladipo leaves to join that kid’s AAU team.

“My family knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend.” he said.

listen, when your content ebbs, people will find a way to find it

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

Hindsight... LOL!!

As much as Nick Saban may want to redeem himself at the NFL level, I don’t think ten bucks will be enough to pry him away from Alabama.

Weird, most people have no problem riding a Siemian to a strong finish.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Some say he’s still falling today...