Okay, it's obviously not fantastic, but it's funny enough. I'll take it as something to get by on until we get an Arrested Development movie.

Except for the fact that most of that electricity is still coming from burning fossil fuels here in the US.

I was about to say only one of them wasn't a sequel, but then I stopped being stupid....

So what you're implying is that the priority of the team working on TF2 should have been the class films, and not the game itself?

When I say most of the money, I mean most of the money for the industry, overall. Also, Intel isn't exactly an unbiased source. In the US, Japan, and Western Europe (where most of our games are made), Console-based gaming undoubtedly rules the field.

*facepalms*

So wait, more Spartans?

If I had to imagine a perfect gaming controller, it would be the bastard child of the 360's and Gamecube's.

Well, how are you supposed to be a sexual tyrannosaurus if you don't blast your genitals back to prehistoric times?

The one problem I have with this game is that it completely lacks a sense of "big-ness", which is necessary for a mech game to FEEL like a mech game.

I had a Razer Barracuda 5.1 headset a few years back.

"Droid" is trademarked by LucasFilm, not "Android".

Is it me, or do the graphics look considerably worse than Far Cry 2?

The Krogan just don't look beefy enough, and the vorcha don't look nearly twisted enough (they need a different, more savage, posture).

I think Nobuo Uematsu might like to have a word with them...

Which makes zero sense if you think about it. Why would any company partner with Valve to release a computer?

A valve employee assembled a computer? OMFGWTFBBQ

I've assembled six of those ION kits.

My god, someone else with a fucking brain.

Yay! A... Downgrade? Seriously?