I’d also imagine that “Big Baller Brand” is something that people who could afford 400 dollar sneakers would find tacky and unappealing

I get that, but I think it would cost more to build a wood shed than to buy the two pairs of $500 shoes. But on the other hand, she can take you out behind the woodshed year after year, so it’s a long-term investment. So I think the math checks out.

Very few people will buy them. Those that do will suffer debilitating foot injuries.

I agree. Selling much less product and making much less money is markedly easier than selling a lot and making a lot.

I wonder who actually makes this. Because if it’s basically just a rebranded generic K-Mart shoe, then the price is crazy, but if the Balls are at home, stitching each one, then the price makes sense.

I could say outlandish shit in the media too what could happen to me? Could I become... President?

Wait, why is this something to hate on this guy about? I mean, I know hes the Nickleback of sports professionals, but honestly, this man worked his dick off to get a spot.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

No, certain writers need to reach to make their blog quotas.

I feel like there’s only room for one of these type of hero shooters and it’s already taken.

Current mood:

FINALLY the switch has a killer app.  

And totally redeem themselves!

The Bengals are really hoping the Browns cut him

If he takes after his grandma, I’m pretty sure her cause of death was an cerebral aneurysm.

(Roger Goodell fines him one gigantic picture of his grandmother in her Sunday finest)

He just made his grandmother frameous.

I traded people for them