What’s going on here? These are all genuinely helpful suggestions and it makes me uncomfortable.

Washington made the most sideways ass, mediocre ass move they could to maintain the status quo of winning just enough games to make you think they could be something, so long as you don’t pay actual attention. To think that their plan currently consists of a competition for the starting job between the tag team of…

Wait hold on, doesn’t Whole Foods already have a cheaper grocery chain called 365 Every Day Market or something?

Cuz that table you want is in Carla’s section and Carla’s on a smoke break, but if Carla comes back and finds Denise waiting on a table in her section there’s gonna be a murder. 

I’m going to go out on a limb and predict that Fitzpatrick will have a better second half, with no interceptions, and will end up being the first NFL QB ever to throw for 400+ yards in three straight games.

Seriously, queer as fuck trans woman here, chill the fuck out.

The joke isn’t “They’re gay, hyuck hyuck hyuck.” The joke and insult is that a world leader, who claims to represent the American people, is actually in love with (and controlled by) a world leader who is everything but a literal enemy of the fucking state.

Ugh Jesus

I live in America: https://www.craftbrewingbusiness.com/business-marketing/ipa-is-the-most-popular-craft-beer-style-is-this-potentially-a-long-term-problem/

So this stuff is pretty much a staple in all Utah fast food dives and restaurants. It’s called fry sauce.What’s wrong with that name? Or did marketing determine they could sell more to put on things other than fries?

They did.

Nothing hot about that take. Some of the variants are better, but it’s kind of a lowest common denominator hot sauce.

My hot(sauce) take: Tabasco is not that good.

a. Wasn’t this a Black Mirror episode?

Jesus, man, that’s a pretty wild standard you’re using. I used text from the aggregated report, specifically because this blog doesn’t reflect any of my own original reporting. If I’m reading your complaint correctly, you want me to include the information a second time, so that you can confirm my acknowledgement of…

Michael saying sorry was beautifully played moment by Danson, somehow managing to sound sincere while repeating verbatim his sarcastic mock-apology. And I think he was as earnest, at least as much as the character can be, given that he’s motivated almost entirely by self-interest.

5 guys is infinitely better than In-N-Out. If you disagree let me know and we can arrange a meet up somewhere to fight, where the loser has to eat their weight in the lesser chain’s burgers and fries

I found playing with the hud turned off helped a lot as well as not using amiibo.

I would not have guessed that an email chain regarding the NFL, Wheel of Fortune, and Jeopardy! would have been that entertaining. One thing I can say - that guy Harry is balls out genius for his suggestion.

If anyone else would like to join me for an hour-long rocking in the corner session, I've already made sure the area was swept and vacuumed.