jar-bird
Jar-Bird
jar-bird

So...some rapes are just for funsies?

That would be the New Yorker.

Which one has the cartoons I don’t understand?

had to use it again.

As always, a old man who abstains from sex knows exactly what us child-bearing-age sluts are thinking!

a prison of guilt and shame.

I’m partial to “sentient cloud of cheet-oh dust and farts”

#LifeSentence.

Ok, now what you need to do is take a deep breath and then blow. *poof* YOU’RE FREE

Have we used “Immature Ghost of Chee-tos Passed” yet?

Yeah I was in a hellish prison of being in college and having fun without being saddled with a baby I wasn't ready for at 19. WOE IS ME.

Priests for Life

Mansplaining Level: Holy

Hear fucking hear.

HALP please release me from my prison of guilt and shame (that I am now aware of) D:

#DonaldTrump needs to understand that women who have had#abortions are already in a prison of guilt and shame.

Do tell me, Frank Pavone, how else do women feel about subjects? Can you tell me how I should feel right now reading this article? Help, is this a prison of frustration and disgust?

Well, breast of us, anyway.

You know, when someone asks me “What part of yourself and hubz to you see in your toddler” I usually say - “He’s got my stubborn streak and his daddy’s love for dogs.”