Are the stolen Teslas now called Edisons?

That’s a spoiler.

Oh, and here’s another guess:

I was hoping there would be a line something like “Well, I felt the front end start to come up so I had to let off a bit”

Are you complaining? Would you rather they be handmade by Italians?

I can’t really tell how comfortable the car is or isn’t because in lieu of employing some cinematographic thought they just relied on 3,000 successive jump cuts to make the footage feel frenetic and dynamic, like a Jason Bourne movie!

Doesn’t seem like they had...

He’s.... waiting.... on parts from Japan?

Doesn’t that stuff ship overnight?

(because electric cars are powered by coal)

..three police cars arriving at the scene to help Officer Tenderfeels crack the case of The Loud Noise Made Me Feel Ways About Things.

Loosing the Tax Credit will actually help Tesla.

Unionization is about the worst thing that could happen to Tesla

Remember: just because you have Drift Mode and now the Drift Stick, it doesn’t automatically mean you are a Drift God.

I assume the next time there’s a special addition Raptor, it too will get the apocalyptic military short fiction treatment.

Books. You need to be writing Books.

What did I just read? Because it was amazing

That’s one cool website for a rather unsettling subject.

BangShift notes.

I put money on “damn Harbor Freight jack-stands!”