Um...you misspelled “better and better”.

If there was an antithesis to COTD, this would be it.

Saw your postsploshion on the grams. Sure looks like you....

You think you’re so funny Putin these puns all over the internet don’t you?

He was just Russian to get back from lunch.

Now that’s quite a pole position.

As long as it only comes in shades of brown and is a wagon, Jalopnik readers couldn’t contain their excitement to buy one used in 5-10 years...

My new sports car, the Rosinator 1, will feature an innovative new quadruple-manual transmission, with each wheel driven by its own miniature manual transmission built right into the wheel. Yes, that means four shifters, and four clutch pedals. It’ll also be powered by a naturally-aspirated, air-cooled, rear-mounted…

When asked whether or not he was sad about Dale Jr’s retirement he simply said “eh, I’m on the fence.”

Chicken played a keyboard? No big deal. This rooster sounds like a Formula 1 car.

Did someone say “Cult?”

Ever been out at the track with your $3MM hypercar and had the engine blow? It’s horrible. The teases continue even when you go to the polo fields.

I worked at Scottsdale Ferrari when the F50 came out. Ferrari stipulated that they could only be sold to people who currently owned a Ferrari.

It’s certainly prettier than this...

Sky is better

Yes you are. The Sky is a cleaner design IMHO.

So you’re saying it’s basically only good for identifying hot dogs, and not hot dogs? Did Jain Yang program Blippar?

If that’s the case then he chose a really shitty place to stop and turn off the car. In the middle of the road? Not even in one lane.

I found and bought a ‘79 Mustang 5.0 foxbody pace car (2,106 were made) with my father-in-law from some lady with a dirty garage. It needed a new motor so we sourced one and rebuilt it with a stroker kit and now I have converted it into a race car. I have left the body in the exact same condition as when we rescued…