To be fair, that cat was a real sicko, and everyone knows that a cat will do anything up to and including ruining your life if you forget to give him wet food one day. A cat will literally plant evidence and make you go to jail forever to prove the point that the cat deserves wet food every night.

She’s an asshole.

YES to Friends to the End!!! I still remember those shitty songs. “Does anybody hear me!?”

Sorry, the lock on the cage somehow came lose. We’ll tighten the restraints this time. EVERYONE GET IN THE VAN.

WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE COME GATHER THESE LADIES.

Yeah, I used to drink to an embarrassing level and do embarrassing things with people, but I’d definitely not call my equally drunk partners in embarrassment rapists. I’d definitely like to be the one to make the call on that.

If you’re not eating something because you don’t like it, then you’re absolutely not who she’s getting at in this article. Chill out, she wasn’t getting a dig at you.

Oh c’mon now. There’s no reason to be unkind. The comments are such a lovely space for dialogue - why cast aspersions? Besides, it’s Friday!

Wtf is with the comment section on this article?

Normally I’d agree with you but this is not a normal situation. She’s very powerful in the industry - more so than he is - and has an impeccable reptuation.

If, 30 years after the public at large became aware of AIDS, having the disease makes you more repulsive than being arrested, a coke fiend and a spouse abuser, then something is seriously fucked up with society. Ballaban’s got it right.

Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because I’m going to grey the shit out of everyone before I go.

Obstructed view? Her eyes are clearly on the balls...

New verb: griffin’. “What’s she doing down there?” “Griffin’ that guy.”

You’re pretty heavy for a guy with apparently zero upper body strength.

I love how you consider yourself the authority on What Men Want and only know of one sexual position.

Straight white dude here. I hate the idea of liking bigger body types to be classified as “chubby chaser” or “fat fetish.” I'm 30 and have liked larger women my entire life. I'm not ashamed of it. It's not a fetish, it's just a physical preference. I never exclusively dated larger women, but they are the type of women…

I am a straight CIS dude (we are capitalizing this now? ok). My slate of exes includes fat women and skinny women (as well as muscular women). Where can I collect my golden unicorn trophy?

If you are truly 6’2” and 180lbs, you can fucking handle it, bro.

I’m right here, bro.