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I'm over hamsters. I want this in the commercial for the next car I buy :

No it won't.

I don't know why everyone is so resistant to self-driving cars. 99% of the fears associated with it are pretty much all unjustified and biased.

I enjoy driving as much as the next guy. Driving can be a huge amount of fun. But I have a commute. And that really kills the buzz for driving if you're driving 2-3 hours

What shitty build quality...the steering wheel is horribly misaligned!

Which dials?

The losing bidder was reportedly very upset.

You've obviously never served. It's common for higher ups in the chain of command to refer to subordinates by their first name.

I'd like to point out one thing though. Swenson is RETIRED. That means he no longer has a rank to be called and calling him one would be improper.


He's also giving the guy the highest honor

...and Barack Obama is the Commander-in-Chief of all U.S. military forces, meaning he outranks the entire Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Dermn irt Erbermer

A guy was eating a BLT, but halfway through, he realized it was soy bacon. Then a horse walked in.

Install a Nvidia GPU?

Maybe because of things like disease and the fact that something like that indicates a larger issue (e.g. someone living like a slob).

they are so filthy dude! roaches carry diseases, the live in filth, and the scurry. very gross.

Spider-"You mind if i sleep in your bed sheets tonight? I'll only bite if you fucking touch me..."

"Officer Tub O'Shit to dispatch. Yeah, the chick with the train is probably dead. Breaking for lunch. Again."

I'll admit I don't really enjoy Superman as a superhero. A lot of it is the typical stuff you're used to hearing by now. Too many powers, blah, blah, blah.

This won't be the last time that woman drives into a train, and get's hit by another train after that.

I guess you could say her train of thought....

The best tasmanian tiger sample we have is a corpse suspended in a jar of formaldehyde which unfortunately has degraded the DNA to the point where its useless. Also the guy who was in charge of the project apparently embezzled a metric fuckload of their money for it. (my friends mum runs the mammal department at the