Yes—you just lay your tongue upon her tongue.

Propulsion

If you are talking to a brother of your pledge brothers when there are girls just standing around, YOU ARE OUTTA HERE!!!

"If she starts putting her hair over her ear, THAT MEANS SHE WANTS A KISS."

This technique.. what is the technique? Get girls drunk, talk to them, dance with them and make a move. That's a technique? Nobody can be that stupid. You're a troll.

The worst part about this is that he exists.

So, you can sit there and pretend that this is gross or sociopathic, but you should really see it for what it is. An effective way of hooking up with girls that is replayed every weekend by every single guy out there

The dick cannot fail, bro...Because IT'S TOO BIG TO FAIL IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU HIGH FIVE BRAH GOOD ONE AWWW SHIIIIIIT LET'S GO SLAM SOME NATTY

If your dick FAILS, more alcohol will not help.

First I read this:

yeah, I've seen that crazy ass this before. What the fuck were we thinking?

Jalopnik going insane.

The fact that there is a difference between "good" vs "bad" astrology amuses me greatly.

Apparently you don't understand the meaning of BOXED IN. The asshole in front brake checked him, assholes behind him tailgating. They wanted to start a fight. The RR was fucked either way.

So many apologists for submitting to the crappy work overlords in this thread! Sometimes having no job is more profitable and sane than having a terrible job.

I'm sorry, has this become a pissing contest to see who has the most dreadful life?

I am a motorcycle rider and I am in Camp RR. Here's why:

What's up with the motorcycle rider that started it? He rides in the same lane as the SUV (illegal) a few inches away, immediately cuts in front of him, then hits the brakes.

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