Toyota Tacoma

The Infinity QX56 and up. I just think it’s absolutely the ugliest, most gaudy, bulbous, abhorrent machine ever designed. I feel like anyone that bought that hot pile of garbage bought it as a status symbol, but I just look at them as morons with no taste.

Pretty much any bro-dozer but I find myself hating the Super Duty the most. It’s a terrible vehicle that doesn’t do anything particularly well for what they are normally used for - driving to 7/11 for a 30pk of Bud and hauling air.

Jeep. Wrangler.

The mid 90's Mustsng GT, specifically the convertible. I had the extreme displeasure of owning one and thought I was hot stuff at first. It had a 5.0!! How more awesome could it get? Well, I quickly realized how pathetically slow and poor handling it was. I knew very little about mods or tuning and dang sure couldn’t…

I blame the owners...

Hummer H2. Fake poser fakes off-roading and breaks down because it’s fake. Always speeding in the left lane, weaving in traffic, on a cell phone and doesn’t signal because fuck everyone. Also, fake.