Everyone dies alone.

I’ve disliked a lot of what I’ve read about Semenya, and this piece provides a good counter-weight, but Semenya’s circumstance really does trip over a lot of hidden faultlines in how we think about gender and how we think about sports.

Im not pro gun or even American but I do have lots of experience using and teaching firearms.

Ehh, maybe. This is why the dummy guns used in this type of demonstration are brightly colored, and why live guns are generally locked in a separate room during any exercise involving pointing guns at people.

My fiancée asked both my parents if he had their blessing to ask me to marry him. I thought it was a nice gesture.

Have you seen SF housing prices? It’s probably cheaper to buy them all mansions in Detroit and fly them there.

All 300+ of those onlookers would definitely be more helpful by jumping down there and getting in the way.

Wait, I’m pretty sure original tagline was:
JEZEBEL
Feminazis • Lesbian Shitasses • Humorless Commentary

http://www.theonion.com/article/hijack…

To be fair, at least two of the things you enjoy are just as irrational and irritating as anything these women enjoy.

also

The arguments over whose turquoise jewelry is whose after various naked sessions are going to be massive.

Yes, a great number of people watch baseball. There were over 73 million attendees for MLB games alone last year.

As a lifetime hair remover, nothing bugs me more than being condescendingly lectured by other women that my partners are child molesters (“Oh my god! When it’s shaved, that’s how KIDS look! Why does he want to fuck a kid though?!”). Surprise: there are other secondary sexual characteristics besides hair that…

Now that’s a good use for gun ownership.

Every day, Jez feels more and more like the Lifetime Movie Network.

I’m a crazy dog person through and through, but I think treating this as somehow different than the way Western countries torture the animals we raise and slaughter for food is self-serving at best.

I am as narcissistic as I am passionate; I must recognize my own importance, and let it devastate me. What can I do but go on?

It is true. I am the devil.

After about a day, in game, an infamous stuffed unicorn made its appearance in my bedroom. I laughed hard, saved my game one last time and bid that playthrough adieu.