Nice piece. Used to have one myself, regret selling it.

They’re basically short-hand for gentrification.

Idk, in my watching of his more recent shows, he almost never says anything other than “damn that’s good” about whatever he’s eating...

fucking this.

IDK, sometimes it’s nice to be spared being disappointed in person...

The most essential quality of masculinity is not being a woman. Women generally pee sitting, so yes, sitting down to pee is seen as emasculating. This doesn’t mean, as you argue, that it is the “most emasculating thing” a man can face. Not having a dick, of which peeing sitting down is a result of, is.

“Why must our culture regard upright urination as the most essential component of masculinity?”

Or better yet, fucking men at all “will never be feminist”

Why stop there? Monogamy “will never be feminist.”

my wedding theme is “close air support”

Armageddon fucking when? My body is ready.

“ The bralette is having a moment right now”

“particularly when the outcome leaves no victim.”

Not inexpensive, per se; but classy af

Shame on you. Beer is for white people from Wisconsin.

Didn’t you get the memo?

With that attitude we wouldn’t have these babies:

My personal fav is and will always be Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast. I replayed it and Jedi Academy in advance of the Episode VII release, and that shit still holds up today. The lightsaber mechanics are perfect.

or:

Referencing NSDAP/WWII germany in an argument is intellectually lazy as fuck. It signals to me that the author/commenter has only the most basic knowledge of history.