Any rational Orioles fan has already come to the conclusion that all we are going to get out of Manny long term is constant bar arguments about what was worse; how they handled re-signing Chris Davis or how they handled not trading Manny

That’s Grayson Allen’s little brother, Beigeson. He’ll be fine once he learns the family trade. 

Bronny has great court vision. Very absorbent. 

The first player that responds to one of these pseudoscientific psychological tests by punching the team’s GM in the nuts should automatically be drafted #1.

This would have been settled peacefully if everybody had been armed.

As long as all of the punches were thrown underhand, no rules were broken.

When I was young, like 9 or so, my brother ran onto the field during a game. Just a high school game, but still. When he got off the field there weren’t any police waiting for him. It was worse, far worse. It was Mom. Let’s just say we never ran on a field again.

We’re all voting for him in the All Star Game, right? It’s not just me?

Are any of us?

I feel conflicted about this. 16 years ago I was 15. I’m pretty sure around 18 I started going to 18+ clubs and putting my hands on women ’s body parts where it should not be without clear consent (because everyone else was doing it and honestly/sadly, majority of the chicks pined for it at our age in the club. It was…

Your move, guns-in-schools-politicians. If you’re not willing to blast yourself in the face with your solution, is it even a solution?

I don’t think casual fans appreciate how hard it is for a relatively fit guy to spend two years training in a top MMA gym and look that bad against an absolute nobody. We have 10 year olds in our gym that have better form after a month of training 3 times a week. No, CM Punk is something really special. It takes real…

how many times are we going to do this dance?

I’m appalled by this website’s treatment of people of collar.

Mark Jackson defended JR by citing Derek Harper’s brain fart in the 1984 playoffs. The only problem is that Harper didn’t brain fart every quarter.

That jacket has a lot of buttons. That’s how you know it’s expensive.

It’s a normal ID. Get a new slant.

I heard he’s leaving to replace David Attenborough in documentaries.

Whilst it sounds bizarre, apparently he’s very interested in.... coral.

They’re English, we’ve only ever cared about CTE in humans.

i wonder if he’s ever played it for two weeks straight...