That is the best quote; I've been laughing all day over that.

A commenter on the article also notes that even if you choose not to use Verizon's phone service, you'll still have both the giant box and the backup battery—for the phone service you're not using. (And when the battery runs down it'll beep forever until you replace it.)

Can we do one for the weirdest ways guys have approached you? I have so many... so many...

Proud to be a Ronald E. McNair Scholar.

you beat me to it!

this is only funny because my mom watches A LOT of Lifetime... LOL!

I love Retta! She is so funny on Parks and Rec!

she's going to be a beautiful woman when she grows up; no need to be a woman yet.

i was so jealous of his cornrows... they are beautiful!

In the episode, she mentioned how her father was an alcoholic and then, eventually, her parents divorced. Her mother tried to play the "friends" role, buying them alcohol for her and her underaged friends.

doesn't look like her, but man, she sounds like her.

I had one of wisdom teeth extracted yesterday due to decay due to a cavity due to lack of dental insurance due to the fact that I don't have a job already... ugh!

is that the current cover? ugh. i think the mailman took my mag; it's not that kind of magazine, sir!

i feel like i would like the instrumental version of this song... because the lyrics and voice are not cutting it for me..

@Bianca Chesimard: Malcom in the Middle Dad, Breaking Bad

@WanderlustingIngenue: thanks for the advice everyone.

I going to visit family in my first international flight since 9/11. I am trying not to stress out, but with my crazy family and our crazy family problems and the family I don't want to see (who I know will remark how skinny-but-still-fat I've become) and the fact that I was laid off a month ago (and still have no job…

@ManicPixieNightmare: I like Earth Balance and they sell it at my local grocery store. I like it better than margarine when cooking and my whole family uses it (even though I'm the only vegan)