I read this as ‘No Rugrats’ and was like ‘what does that guy have against Tommy Pickles?!’

I found this online yesterday and it also completely delighted me.

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To be fair Beyonce never really “addresses her fans” ever. Like its not her style to publicly comment. I don’t even remember her doing it after the elevator incident.

I’m not surprised. She seems like such a nasty person who tries to mask her nastiness with “humor” (she’s not funny) and “I’m just being real!” bullshit. I don't know who Matthew Santoro is but I hope he got away from her

Yeah Freelee. Raw Till 4 is what I call your DAD.

Sometimes you just root for everyone to lose.

I think what irks me most about it is that Beyonce just sat back and let her many fans throw internet tomatoes at Rachel Roy for *possibly* being The Other Woman (even if she wasn’t, it clearly has hurt Roy’s career and image). Meanwhile, Jay gets a lot of nice, soft shots in Lemonade of playing around in bed with…

When “the other woman” goes on instagram and brags about it then she is fair game. Sleeping with a married person is questionable, gloating about it is cruel.

And here we are, readers of a feminist website, assuming (and hoping for) a catfight between two accomplished women when we ought to be looking askance at the asshole who caused the problem. Once again, the man walks away without comment.

I’m so sick of Yolanda Foster and her endless Lyme journey that I am starting to root for the tick.

I feel really sad for him and I don’t know what to think. My friend used to be a manager for a designer’s boutique in Beverly Hills and Richard Simmons used to visit them sporadically. (The designer didn’t make men’s wear, he just popped in one day asking to use the restroom and liked the girls so much he’d come back…

I like Richard Simmons. He just seems full of energy and good spirit. I don’t know what’s going on with him. I hope he gets the help he needs.

I really hope this Richard Simmons thing doesn’t end in a murder-suicide.

It was red and crunchy they’re allergic to those!

Guess they didn’t save the bread.

End-of-season reveal: There WAS no sister!! Ann created her entirely with Photoshop, mirrors, and holograms. That was an attempted blackmailer in the car. Margot kidder could play the detective.

I too have read EVERY.SINGLE.SWEET VALLEY thing ever written (including that awful where are they now book that came out a few years ago).

BUT THE BABY ISN’T HERS!

Guys, I’ve read this book