Please never stop.

Wah wah wah.  Go flip a burger or something.

One of the longest-running, most committed trolls I’ve ever seen. Dude’s been around since long before the fall of Gawker, and his shtick used to be creating accounts with the names of different breeds of tomato plants.

The naming scheme has changed a little over the last couple of years, but it’s still the same…

Love what you said but fuck Irregardless hahaha.

Irregardless

Irregardless...

It’s impressive that he’s fulfilling his dream and doing what he loves every day. Not many of us have achieved that.

I trust the government to run every aspect of my life and every product and service I consume, thank you.

Your immigration has been rejected because you can’t spell “wretched.” A true American could. Maybe Russia is more to your taste?