Q: What foreign country is South of Michigan?
A: Canada. Windsor, Ontario is due SOUTH of Detroit.

"Don't cremate me."

At Benihana?

You're giving it SIX months? Aren't we the optimist?

Muppets have nipples?

LICENSE TO KILL looked and felt like a made-for-TV movie, or the pilot for a Felix Leiter TV series. Benicio Del Toro was damned hot though.

….said JJ Abrams to Harrison Ford.

She's a whore AND a juicy meat pie?

What about "The Wrong Mans"? I've only seen a few episodes but it seems weirdly amusing.

They never recovered from their head of advertising being arrested in a chat room under age sex sting:
http://adage.com/article/ne…

I honestly thought he was going to run her over too. At least something would have happened.

The President forgot that, too.

When I graduated college in 1985 (yikes!), I bought myself a $900 Rolex Daytona Cosmograph with the $1,000 my parents gave me to buy a car. They weren't too happy about that. Three years later I sold it for $3,000. I shudder to think what it might be worth today. I'm blissful in my ignorance.

That's kind of not been so subtly given a semi-nod of approval by the Head of HBO (not to be confused with The Face of Bo).

Plus, it's not like the headlines are along the lines of "Rosebud was a sled."

DING! DING! DING! We have a winner. Problem solved.

Me too. Sometimes I read the reviews and the comments before I watch the episode and rather than feeling like it's been spoiled, I feel like I'm watching it from everyone's perspectives, analyzing, theorizing and strategizing along with everyone else. Maybe I'm depriving myself of a pure viewing experience by doing…

Olivia Coleman SHOULD be in everything.

Isn't that the subplot of the Internet?

How about Garrison Keillor as Wolverine? From Lake Wobegone, where the women are shape-shifters and the men are all dead.