I fed my kids blended up surfboards and electric guitars when they were babies, but sadly, it did not make them more awesome like I hoped. They just cried a lot. 

Not spicy enough. 6/10. 

Love it. I am in favor of anything that gets me more spicy chicken.

Barbell Medicine.

What online company do you use to program your workouts? I'm interested in doing that but I don't know who's good. 

I prefer to picture the Predator driving it while getting increasingly frustrated because he’s stuck in LA gridlock trying to get to his middle management IT job.

You’ve constructed quite the elaborate straw man there.  They sell a couple million trucks a year.  I’m going to go out on a limb and say all kinds of people buy them.  

Sir this is a Wendy’s

Holy fuck, they were right...

Did Bethesda make that truck render?

It started life as a 3D model of a RAM. Then for whatever reason, InsideEVs presumably had someone glitch out the 3D model and unironically call it a “render” of the Tesla truck.

I prefer this one.

What on Earth is this monstrosity?

That front looks like the tank top my aunt always wears to family BBQs. All stretched out ...*shudder*.

I hope they use that bitchin’ design that InsideEVs came up with. 

I blame my neighbor, who just bought a new Land Cruiser.

This feature lost me at “C63 AMG”....

as nice of a cruiser as the Chally is,

If you make a vehicle more safe, it is more safe.

I don’t give a shit, all of your points are dumb. Make vehicles as safe as humanly possible, if it makes a vehicle $500 more expensive then so be it. If that’s too expensive for you, buy something cheaper and/or used.