REPENT SUBARU. REPENT.

It is if you put it between two other hamburgers. 

“How can it be gay if I’m imagining you as a woman?”

They’re bottomless.  

It is terrible, Doug!

wrong spot

Which brings the real question : Is a hamburger a sandwich ?

Honda:Wendy’s::General Motors:Skyline Chili

The real hero in this story is Wendy’s hamburgers. I bet those Honda executives really appreciated the efficiency of a square patty.

A rhymenocerous killed my entire family.

I prefer the Rhymenoceros. His lyrics are on point.

cotd

Pour one out for the Hiphopopotamus.

Devil operates in the negative though.  Less is more?

Is a 917 lesser than a 924?

No, it’s like golf, the most evil of all sports. It goes:

Isn’t 111 it less than the regular devil? Wouldn’t that make it lesser?

Spontaneously while parked in my garage? No. My ICE powered car isn’t casually pulling 40 amps while my family is sleeping. 

Not spontaneously, no.

Hey, at least the guy in the second link was able to put it out with a garden hose. In the case above it sounds like even the fire department couldn’t get the battery fire out.  Not an insignificant difference.