A bigger house is just a bigger target.  You want a hobbit hole, the truck will go over it

This is exactly why I gotta get a bigger truck. And a bigger house. 

Yeah, R/T is the sweet spot on these. That green is the business though. 

It’s a beast and that green is handsome as hell. But I wouldn’t feel comfortable dropping nearly $80k on a Durango. It’s probably cheaper to just get an R/T and mod the standard Hemi.   

Also manure!

Director:

We always give that one to the dog :)

Our flour, who art in oven, leaven be thy name.  

Think of all the MULLLLCH. 

Blasphemer. I’m going to need you to say ten Hail Maples and five Our Flours.

Sir, I’ll have you know that the slightly under-cooked pancake is the only correct way to pancake.

I’m orthodox, so I observe Pancake day in April. It’s a solemn day to reflect on the teachings of Johnny Cakes and his apostles (the Short Stacks). Whoever has been naughty that year has to eat the first pancake off the griddle. The one that comes out all weird and undercooked. 

Whew, it was only a Nissan. 

What dummy made National Pancake day fall on a weekday 5/7ths of the time?

would it kill you to watch it?

Is Bobby Flay going to jump up on my counters and cutting boards, insulting my food and my ancestors? Damnit Alexa, why did you let Bobby Flay into my house?!

^This guy gets it^

An E60 M5? He said he has $70,000, not $700,000.

That’s Nigel Pennyfeather III, famously intense kart racer and Viscount of Dundleberry on Hampshireford.