Maybe they’re just waiting to see what the Jalopnik readers think about it.

Noah vs. everyone else. That was one for the history books. 

6th Gear: Nissan Still Sucks

Actual footage of Chuck Yeager after his historic flight: 

I tend not to trust people who wear a turtleneck and sport coat. I have some thinking to do. 

I’ve seen this video a thousand times, and I still don’t think that’s a real Sasquatch.

Sorry for the self-reply but I just saw that Splinter got the axe. Those private equity dicks better keep their greasy mitts off the Jello Picnic.

I subscribe to the old Jaguar slogan: “Last place on the track, but first place in life.”

As long as you don’t plan on actually winning any of those autocrosses:

Yeah, it’s pretty much the internet version of “stop hitting yourself” so it must be posted ad nauseam.

Not to be all morbid about it, but those are obviously strangling gloves. 

Dang, that’s bad optics. 

It’s because they were all highway miles. 

Too easy. 

Can the driver opt to just transport the pets and not the owners? I’d sign up to drive around some good doggos, it’s people I can’t stand.

When they get caught cheating on headlight tests, what are we going to call it? Because Headlightgate feels a little clumsy. 

It’s just you. And everybody else. 

It’s a Kia, so the squirrels actually make the car run!