I’m orthodox, so I observe Pancake day in April. It’s a solemn day to reflect on the teachings of Johnny Cakes and his apostles (the Short Stacks). Whoever has been naughty that year has to eat the first pancake off the griddle. The one that comes out all weird and undercooked. 

Not when there are Wahlberg’s about. 

Whew, it was only a Nissan. 

would it kill you to watch it?

Upon further review, dude got shot in his fucking head. First down. 

That’s Nigel Pennyfeather III, famously intense kart racer and Viscount of Dundleberry on Hampshireford. 

Blimey! A bog standard kart ferried about in the boot of an estate? Sounds like a load of codswallop to me, love.

He couldn’t out-German the Germans, but maybe he can take VW down market and out-Korean the Americans.

Her name is Sophie, and she held the record for longest neck in Germany until 1975. They used to call her Das Longerneken.

Lots of dope headgear. I’ve never been anywhere where people wear fun and fancy hats. I feel like I would be immediately be asked if I had wandered off from the maintenance crew. Great pics!

That bed is way too small. How am I gonna haul all my MULLLLLCH? It’s always about the mulch for some reason. 

Asshole? Moi? 

One, please. 

Wait, Trump personally attacked the Russian navy? This is big news!

On the other hand, I could watch Nissan crash test videos all day.

Tonya Gruchacz’s CUE system became unresponsive within her four-year/5,000 mile warranty plan.

The Poor Man’s...

D-9? Dammit, you sank my multi-purpose operation destroyer. Dick. 

Way to make the poor kid self-conscious. 

Why does every truck need 20' rims these days?