shitty video of some fireworks I’ll never watch again

To be fair, that’s also acceptable in any Nissan. 

Well son, you know how sometimes, in a seedy men’s room, there’s a hole in the divider wall...

Typical Russians, being all holier than thou about it. 

My favorite Honda is this cute little bugger

They’re all from Canada. You wouldn’t know them. 

German theme park = biergarten. Count me in. 

Secret effect of the cheese. The French really have a way with words.

Pfft, you’ll just end up driving it to the mall like all the other posers. Most airplane tugs never even see tarmac.

Healthcare for some, miniature American flags for others. 

Sporty Dynamism was my favorite dancer at Rick’s Cabaret in New Orleans. 

Fly to Vegas and rent a 750 HP Camaro. So many fun ways to die on that trip.

If half the comments say “Shut up, tomato” then you’re on Splinter.

He’s right, my 2014 Ram is loaded with junk. The window seals, the A/C, the switch gear. Pure garbage.

And never forget the real losers. The ones drivings Nissans. 

I heard you like spoilers

Even if he croaks, Biden will be #1 with boomers. 

So that’s how they broke the record. Carpool lane.

Just pick any random Nissan, then you can go back decades and no one will know you’re from the future.