Now that you’re done laughing about the number of Allroads by us

When you hit the wheelstop but still crash through the front of the store. 

“Justin” huh? I’m sensing a Tyler Durden situation going on here. 

As approach angle nears zero, Torch’s interest increases exponentially. Ipso fatso. 

I kept telling them “Guys, we’re dangerously short on grease around here. We need to move production to Jersey ASAP.” But no one ever listens.

I have another gif for all you guys that think us $50k truck owners will yawn at $10/gallon gas

She’s as soulless and hard to look at as their cars. That could work.

It would take pump prices rising to double those record levels to change consumer behavior, he said.

I’ve decided rather than hate myself for following this nonsense, I’m going to just lean into it. Bring on more of this mad cow beef, please.

He then challenged Bently to bring their bitch ass to the Applebee’s in Paris. Time is a flat circle. 

You’re a monster. 

Wife: They’re having a 2-for-1 happy hour special at... 

Reading through the stupid details of this stupid drama, I kept asking myself “Why am I reading this? It’s stupid.” Yet, I read the whole thing. I am stupid. 

And one company was brave enough to attempt the egg-shaped-crossover-convertible combo platter. Unfortunately that company sucks, and so do its’ products.

The Red Lantern used to be a nice place, until they started letting those CHMSL types in. “Oooh, look at me, I’m up so high!” Jerks. 

Or is he?

As an unabashed Element stan, I love it. I won’t even contemplate how slow it probably is, I will just savor the awesomeness.

Fine, I wasn’t going to talk to you anyway. 

Mine’s the same as yours on the outside, but without the Explorer package. Inside, I’m going center console over bench seat. I’ve had benches in my trucks before and I prefer to have the storage space.

If I can ever Minority Report 2: The Reportening made, this could work.