That’s just mean.

Same for me in ‘14. Fords were expensive and Chevys were garbage inside. If I replace mine with another truck this year it’ll be a Ram for sure. But I’ll get the Hemi. I have the Pentastar right now, which is actually pretty good, but next time I’m gonna live a little.

What if it’s someone like me who’s technically alive but has sold his soul for a Ram pickup and a case of Red Vines? Do I still count as a person?

Dammit you’re right. Now I have to change my user name so no one will know it was me. 

Carrie 2: The Malaise. But this time it’s not very scary because the car keeps breaking down.

Great, now they can finally remake Ronin as a CGI-heavy action-dramedy starring Ansel Elgort and Jennifer Lawrence. Should be a real hoot. 

Beanbag to the ballbag solves most property disputes. 

He should have just told the (presumably old) owner that he was his grandson. He might have even gotten a free ice cream cone. 

In the battle of old/fast cars from second rate manufacturers with horrible dealers, I’ll take one of the Hellcats.

More damning evidence that most of our Supreme Court justices are vampires.

So true. My minivan with offroad tires is better than any Jeep. 

Is your model number IDGAF? 

This pretty much says it all

If they made a Kirkland brand off road truck, it would cost $35k and you’d get 2 of them shrink wrapped together. That’s the world I want to live in. 

Big car goes fast. 

Bitcoin is back down today, so he might not have as much money as he thought. 

Word. 

Yeah, once. But it was too clean. It creeped me out. 

But the fear of getting shot is the only thing keeping us halfway civil on the roads. Take that away and this whole place is going to shit.